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post May 22 2006, 03:37 PM
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1.Keep changing the TV channel every 4 seconds.

2.Learn "ice ice baby" by heart and recite it endlessly

3.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeeep bip bip beeeep bip"

4.Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up till March or April

5.Leave your pantyhose hanging in the shower.

6.Leave your turn signal on for 50miles

7.Lick the filling out of all the Oreos and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

8. Lie obviously about trivial things like the time of day.

9.Look at your hand in amazement and say "Whoa I never new I had this!"

10.Make appointments for the 31st of September

11.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

12.Make scary faces at babies

13.Make up good nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names "That's a good point Sparky." "No I’m sorry I have to disagree with you their pickles

14.Move people’s bookmarks ahead 3 pages when they’re not looking.

15.Mow your carpet (or preferably someone else’s

16.Name your dog "dog"

17.Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice

18. On buses attempt to convince the bus driver to take a really cool short cut you know

19.On the public bus keep asking the driver "are we there yet?"

20.Open umbrellas in crowded hallways

21.Order a pizza and ask them if they can " please put the crust on top this time" in a exasperated voice

22.Outloud say "what" and then answer "never mind it’s gone now"

23. Reply to everything someone says with "that’s what YOU think."

24.Run around holding your elbows and asking people to please take the straightjacket off you.

25. Run through the hallway of your school or work with your arms outstretched making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat

26. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one

27. Say to people " Did you wear deodorant today?"

28. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friends house who has a piano. Claim you have never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time and say, "I guess I must kind of be a natural

29.Select the same song on a juke box 50 times.

30.Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures

31.Set alarms for random times.

32.shake with your left hand

33. Slap people and tell them to stop slapping your ass

34. Specify that your drive through order is "to go"

35. Spend an entire weekend pretending your are R2-D2

36. Stand over someone shoulder as they read and mumble

37. Stand on busy corner. Gasp and point up. See how many people look

38. Staple papers in the middle of the page

39. Stare at people for about 5minutes making sure they know your staring at them. Then slowly sneak up to them humming the Mission Impossible theme song.

40.Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
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